Finest Lacrosse Player - It has often been said that NFL
Hall of Famer Jim Brown's greatest sport was not football,
but Lacrosse. Well, move over Jim, the world has now
seen the future, and the Symmes Report is proud to announce
the recent election of Chris Cotugno of
New Boston, New
Hampshire as the World's Finest Lacrosse Player!
Chris "Critter" Cotugno is
entering is fourth year as a starting attackman for the Mohawks
of Bedford, New Hampshire. He has been a key component on
offense for the past three years - posting 41 goals and 29
assists during that timeframe. "His speed,
quickness and agility puts him a step ahead of the competition"
noted the Symmes Report.
World's Finest Dog - Astro Symmes has achieved this
acclaim due to his unending loyalty and his fervent pursuit
of catching squirrels.
World's Finest Football Coach - After receiving
multiple accolades throughout his coaching career, Dale
Richardson was recently elected the World's Finest Football
Coach by the Symmes Report. Congratulations to Mr.
Richardson and to the many players who have benefited under